MSNBC, momentarily mislabeling outgoing French President Nicolas Sarkozy as a prostitute. (via Mediaite)
1 iPad + 2 keyboards + 1 ukelele + 1 violin + 2 mics - any shared walls + 1 million cables - the one I need = SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT. (Taken with instagram)
you are not a good source of potassium.
Was walking home when I saw a stack of books in a park a little too neatly stacked. I glanced at the book title and walked about half a block before I thought, maybe, just maybe, a book titled “The Book Thief” was meant to be stolen.
True enough, it was. Thank you, World Book Night!
How to tell if your theological school is located in Berkeley. (Taken with Instagram at Pacific School of Religion)
I remember my ex used to play this game: “On a scale of 1 to 100, how much do you love me?”
He didn’t realize 85 was really, really good for a Gallup poll.